And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
