Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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