Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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