well you can't waste a boner
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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