I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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