i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
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