Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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