Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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