...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
My bed is full of blood and feathers
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
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