so that wasnt chicken after all
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
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