Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
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