Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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