He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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