I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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