That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
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