even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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