So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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