I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
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