come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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