the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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