Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
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