its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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