if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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