I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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