Are we in a gay sports bar?
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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