come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Randomize
