it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
Randomize
