She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
Randomize
