What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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