And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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