How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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