dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
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