Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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