i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
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