idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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