So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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