Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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