It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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