So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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