So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Well I just put wine in my tea
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
