LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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