What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
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