North Korea, Best Korea!
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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