I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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