So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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