Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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