shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
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