Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
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