I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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