have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I just had sex on a roof
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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