like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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